The New Age (The Oldest Religion)

Gnostics, Kabbalists, Shirley MacLaine and other Nazis that presently affect your world.

Kabbalah-Judaism-Zionism

It's Kosher fer Yosher

Pre-Christianity & Philosophy

"Aristotle, Aristotle was a Bugger for the Bottle"

Pretty nice slippers, eh?

PreReformation

"Hobbes was fond of his dram"

Reformation

Post-Reformation, First Great Awakening 1580–1798

Second Great Awakening 1798-1929

And what we were doing while Rome seemed to have a mortal wound.

Post Lateran Accords1929-Present

The deadly wound is healed, War from now on, Turtles all the way down

Firmaments,Empyreans,Precession,Cosmographicums and what have you

Religion goes Esperanto

Translational Diety

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

The Sabbath

Thinking to Change Times and Laws

The Word (s)

You want Sola-scriptura? Cool. We can write Bibles ALL DAY LONG.

1844

A listing of all of the yard sales just before The Great Disappointment

Oriental Mysteries

And why it seems like they are perpetually going out of business

Islam

"If you like your head, you can keep your head"

A Mason, A Knight of Malta and a Rothschild walk into a bar...